85. Urban Dictionary - hesher
hesher
Reebock-wearing, mulleted person in acid-washed jeans and a Judas Priest T-shirt who, at the age of 28, still lives in his/her parents’ basement and swears that he/she can really rock out on his/her Ibanez Stratocaster copy guitar and probably owns a Nova that hasn’t run in 5 years but you just wait, that fucker is gonna smoke those fuckin Japanese rice burners once I put a new head gasket on it.
When are those heshers going to realize that it’s not 1989 anymore?
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hesher
Long haired, usually mulleted person who listens and rocks out to Metal or Thrash music.Generally seen wearing acid-washed jeans, leather motorcycle or denim jacket covered with band and skull patches. Will often have a Molester Moustache
Damn, look at the Krokus backpatch on the greasy hesher!!!!
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hesher
A washed up,greasy,skinny longhair. Known back in the 80’s for chronic bike thievery, the stolen ten speed would be altered so the handle bars would sit upside down. Generally homophobic but are usually prone to turgid dick toking sessions on the sly.
The king of all heshers is the singer from “desensitized”, a tired, shitty band of old washed up Victoria, BC heshers
Man, that hesher just rode up on my neigbor’s bike and tried to sell me a chunk of black bubble gum. He called it “hosh”.
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hesher
he who views AC/DC, Metallica, and Jackyll as the best bands around ten years after the fact of the bands true days of popularity. may be described in terms of male/female versions, each with distinct characteristics of both mullet and music.
female hesher loves 80’s bands defined by long hair, throbbing pelvic moves, and glamour facepaint. also sports female mullet, long hair with straight chopped bangs sometimes teased to perfection.
male has standard issue mullet and exclaims how lame today’s music is while driving away in his ‘85 Z-28 with G’n’R cranking
Sweet Child O’ Mine.
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hesher
A grungy, long haired, plastic comb-brush in the back pocket stoner with an 80’s rock shirt. Sometimes, a little ‘off’ from the drug damage. Rides an adult sized BMX bike around town and knocks over trash cans by kicking out with his back tire.
We sold that hesher oregano! Look, he’s acting like he’s all stoned!
Wanted: Hard rocking, long haired, white trash stoner for air instrument Cover Band. Likes to ride BMX a +.
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hesher
- person whose only goal in life is to rock out with his cock out. also known for quoting beavis and butthead and dressing like them. can be spotted in grade school playgrounds in the evening showing 8 yr olds how to olly and smoke their daddies cigarettes
beavis, butthead, mullethead
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10.28.08, via Peter
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